My fingernails are silver and sparkly.

… And now it looks like I might have been bailed on. :( Poo.

Love’s grand.

What song makes you think of me/reminds you of me/you’d say was my theme song?

It takes talent to make a nazi vs nazi vampires vs other vampires movie boring. Damn.

Uwe Boll is such an awful film maker. Not even the good sort of awful but everything he makes is sooooooooo boring.

My toes are all pink and sparkly now.